Friday, January 25, 2008

New Marky Mark Film

Talented and gorgeous actor Mark Wahlberg has been selected to play a big-time cocaine dealer in a movie adaptation of the documentary "Cocaine Cowboys" which premiered in the UK this past fall. Wahlberg will play Jon Roberts, a Vietnam vet who finds fortune in the 70's in the drug-ridden city of Miami. The movie will chronicle his rise and fall, including a decade long prison term.

Sounds a bit like the movie "Blow" starring Johnny Depp, not that I should complain.. it's one of my favorites! Read more!

Sylvester Loves ROIDS

Sylvester Stallone says he used human growth hormone to get buff for the new "Rambo" movie, and defends its use.

"HGH (human growth hormone) is nothing," the 61-year-old actor tells Time magazine in its Feb. 4 issue. "Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed."

Because it is nearly indetectable, HGH has become a substance of great concern in major league baseball and other sports battling allegations of rampant doping.

"Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older," he says. "Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter."

Stallone directed and co-wrote the new "Rambo" sequel, which arrived in theaters Wednesday.

You'd better watch our Sylvester, our stupid Congress has NOTHING better to do than prosecute people for taking steroids. Read more!

New Bond Movie

The name of the new James Bond movie starring Daniel Craig has finally been released. It's called "Quantom of Solace" and it will come out late this year. Daniel Craig was on hand for the highly anticipated announcement Read more!

Kate Moss was photographed leaving the offices of her investment banker last night in London. She probably asked them if spending money on cocaine was a good investment, or maybe she asked them how much money she could safely use on drugs without plunging into debt. Read more!

OMG That Britney's Shameless

Britney Spears has caused George Clooney to move out of his Hollywood Hills home! For the full and funny story.... Actor George Clooney is reportedly moving out of his house and he blames Britney Spears.

Clooney revealed that he only realised the popstar lived so close when he heard the helicopters over her house on the day she was taken to hospital earlier this month.

The Hollywood star believed someone had broken out of prison because of the noise being created and told Newsweek that he was now planning to leave his Los Angeles home.

AdvertisementHe said: "I just found out, like, 10 days ago I must live within, like 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears. I found out because I came home at 10 at night and there was [sic] all these helicopters over my house with these lights.

"I think, 'Someone's broken out of prison...' I get my baseball bat, which is what you always get in every film, and I called up my assistant, who I thought was in my guesthouse.

The actor/director revealed he quickly realised his home wasn't at risk, but that he was living near Spears.

He joked: "So now I have to move."

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That Britney's Crazy!

Here is the daily Britney Spears is nuts post..

When asked by photographers Thursday how she felt about actor Heath Ledger’s death, Britney Spears replied in her British accent, “He’s still here. Oh, yes. No one ever really dies. No one.”

She went on to say, “I’m already very sick — but in a good way,” she said after she was asked by photographers if she needed a sweater to keep bare shoulders warm in the rain.

The pictures above were taken last night where Britney Spears invited photogs into one of her favorite spots - a public restroom! She proceeded to pretend to talk on a pay phone. The singer also went for a late night workout at 1 in the morning and left at three after two hours inside. NUTS! Read more!


A very gaunt looking Jennifer Garner was seen sans-makeup visiting a friend with baby Violet Affleck in Southern California yesterday morning. The former 'Alias' actress' face showed extreme weight loss and her skin was quite pale. Rumors of Ben Affleck's infidelity have plagued the two for a while now. Read more!

Hooking Up With The Drunkst

Josh Hartnett was seen in sunglasses at the Sundance Film Festival that made him look like Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on Wednesday. Maybe he was trying to go incognito because of the embarassment of hookinng up with Kirsten Dunst. I'd be embarassed too! Read more!

The Normal Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and her sister, the most normal Kardashian, Kourtney left Sundance and flew to Miami Beach where the two had a photo-op swam at the beach. Haven't gotten your fix of these useless bimbos? You are in luck, a second season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians is in the works! Read more!

Time Off

The Writers' Strike has given many of our favorite stars time to travel and enjoy vacation time, including Eva Longoria Parker! The Desperate Housewives actress looked cute in gold and black as she went out in London and signed autographs for fans. Looks like the doorman approves! Read more!


The makeup combined with her facial features made Hayden Panetierre look like a raccoon as she walked the blue carpet at the Pepsi Stuff Music and More Party last night. Hayden has contributed to a new charity in which she gives clothing off her back to help others. Read more!

Replacing Heath

If you can recall, at the time of Heath Ledger's death, he was working on a film called "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus" which was directed by Terry Gilliam. Heath's death obviously threw a wrench in the whole thing and the whole crew was fired. Now it's being reported that Johnny Depp will take Heath Ledger's place in the film.

It saddens me that Heath just died and they are already trying to replace him. It just goes to show that at the end of the day, Hollywood is just a cold and heartless business. Read more!

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