Professional Whore

Probably in an attempt make Britney Spears jealous, professional partier and WHORE Paris Hilton tried to sink her herpes-infested claws into Kevin Federline at LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas. The celebutard is in town to host a New Years bash because that is all heiresses are good for! Read more!

Double Date

Matt Damon and Robert Downey Jr. brought their gorgeous wives, Luciana Barroso and Susan Downey out to an Italian restaurant for a double date last night in Miami. I like Luciana's bad but Robery's man purse is just soooo sexy! Read more!

Support Your Man

Brazilian Supermodel Gisele Bundchen was seen looking fabulous in New York yesterday where her boyfriend, Patriots football player Tom Brady was in town attempting to make history! The New England Patriots defeated The New York Giants to become the first football team to go 16-0 in the regular season. In other news, I hate The Patriots! Read more!

Jack And I

Crazy Mariah Carey and her beloved dog Jack posed on their annual trip to Aspen yesterday. Mooriah even coordinated their outfits ala Paris Hilton! The practical singer wore heels and a tank top that were barely covered by her snowsuit. Read more!

HER Boo

Jenna Jameson and her boo, Tito Ortiz were on hand for the opening of Cathouse Nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Jenna's hair was very dramatic but I liked it, Tito's bleach blonde hair and black eyebrows are what concerns me! Read more!

Try Hards

Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens try harder than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian - COMBINED! The two desperate girls looked sad to see the paparazzi following them. Bitches, please! We all know your publicists called them to tell them when and where you would be shopping. Go away, please! Read more!

Tranny Queen

Fergie got down and dirty with a female dancer at her concert last night in Atlantic City. The dancer looked mildly horrified but then again, if you had Fergie on top of you, you might feel the same way! Read more!

Ready To Pop

A VERY pregnant Christina Aguilera was spotted in Hollywood yesterday getting into her car. She was sporting an interesting ensemble to say the least but she's going to pop any day now so we've got to give her a break. Thankfully her gigantic sunglasses hid most of her clown make-up but I can still those Ronald McDonald lips! Read more!

LiLo At Capri

Lindsay Lohan has been enjoying her time at the Capri Film Festival. First she was awkwardly seated next to Hayden Panetierre who talks endless amounts of shit about Lindsay. Poor little Hayden looked scared out of her mind and with good reason, Lindsay can handle her business! Afterwards, she attended another party where she looked very similar Read more!