Thursday, September 13, 2007

Dont Hate Me Cuz I'm Beautiful!

"When I was in school, I had a lot of jealousy. I lost a lot of my friends to jealousy when I won a beauty pageant. When I signed (with) my record label, it got worse. People were very envious." - Rihanna on why she is hated.

Dear Rihanna,
We aren't jealous of your fivehead or your thunderthighs. You also look like an alien and sound like a goat.

P.S You are HORRIBLE live, take some tips from Beyonce or is she too jealous of you also?
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Baby Z!

Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter Zahara could be forced to undergo corrective surgery on her hip.

The 'Tomb Raider' star and partner Brad Pitt are considering the operation which could cure the two-year-old's hip dysplasia, a congenital condition.

The condition means the tot's thigh is connected to the hip improperly and may affect her ability to walk in the future.

According to US reports, Zahara needs braces to help re-set her limbs.

I don't think she minds being carried around by Brad Pitt all of the time, I sure wouldn't! I'm not sure how true this story is because we saw Z running through Central Park just last month!
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Glad He Didn't

Hollywood actor Ryan Phillippe contemplated suicide following the breakdown of his six-year marriage to Reese Witherspoon. The Crash star - who has children Ava, seven, and three-year-old Deacon with Witherspoon - suffered a breakdown when the actress filed for divorce in 2006, citing irreconcilable differences.

He says, "After the divorce I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die. I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit."

Glad he didn't, now we still get to see his sexy self around LA!
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Plastic Old Woman

She once spent more than $450,000 on a head-to-toe surgical makeover to make herself look younger.

But four years later - and having failed to secure the string of big-money parts she had presumably hoped to win - Demi Moore has decided to speak out against ageism in Hollywood

As well as breast implants, collagen injections and liposuction on her hips, thighs and stomach, she had a $ 11,000 procedure to lift the sagging skin on her knees. ...

The 44-year-old told a magazine: "It's been a challenging few years, being the age I am. Almost to the point where I felt like, well, they don't know what to do with me. I am not 20. Not 30. There aren't that many good roles for women over 40. A lot of them don't have much substance, other than being someone's mother or wife."

"If we are told we are not valuable once we hit 30, it is a problem," she said. "We all have more to give.

"We can't just wait for something to happen. We have to say, 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more'."

Maybe you don't get roles because you are a SUCKY actress. No, I'm sure she never thought of that!
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Coke Bloat Today, Lung Cancer Tomorrow

Wearing sky high heels and skinny jeans, Lindsay Lohan caught a "breather" in smokers terms. I won't lecture on the dangers of smoking although in the end they can be just as bad as her alcoholism and drug problem. That's okay, we'll just take it one addiction at a time! Read more!

Showing Her Face

For pretty much the first time since her MTV VMAs debacle, Britney Spears is showing her face! Yes, I know she showed her vagina right after the performance, but that doesn't count! Sporting a long floral dress and flip-flops, it was a far cry from her normal fishnet stockings and cowboy boots. How refreshing! Read more!

Clothes Off Eva

Eva Longoria and a bevy of other celebrities were in Los Angeles for the annual With Clothes Off Our Back party. I know plenty of people who wouldn't mind having a few of Eva's outfits, the girl knows how to dress! Read more!

It's Hard To Be A Hoegan

Brooke Hogan and a friend grabbed some lunch yesterday and she didn't look too trannylicious! I'm sure 5 pounds of make-up helped her with that. Too bad make-up couldn't hide the heinous jeans she was wearing. Read more!

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