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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Brody Jenner Is A Scumbag


Wow, Brody Jenner is truly pathetic.

In a dialogue exchange that is part of a profile of Jenner in the March issue of Details, Spencer Pratt, described as Jenner's "manager- slash- publicist-slash- agent-slash-stylist" says to Jenner, "Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that shit, bro. You'll be, like, a fucking hero to America."

The plan, which was devised last August (just when Jenner and Richie did begin dating), was actually part of Jenner's scheme to ride Richie's coattails and become a more familiar name himself - which, as Details points out, proved successful, because here it is interviewing him.

A week after Jenner and Richie split in October, Jenner forged a relationship with The Hills costar Lauren Conrad. (That ended quickly, too.)

"Basically," says Jenner, 23, "I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills."

He's also extended his reach beyond the show. "Let's see where Lindsay's at, get her up in here," Jenner is quoted as saying as he text-messages Lohan, though the two are merely described as "just friends."

Even so, Lohan texted back and eventually shows up to meet Jenner at Hyde.

Not that all this scheming and schmoozing doesn't leave Jenner time to be introspective. "This whole scene, this whole town - it's so fake," he says. "It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not."

And the future? "I wanna meet a girl who has nothing to do with L.A., a nice, normal, real girl."

Then he adds, "Actually, you now, that's gonna be a component of our new MTV show - me leaving L.A. to meet a normal girl. It might be hard, though, with all the cameras."
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Ashlee Goes Out


Ashlee is turning into Paris Hilton. Fake, famous without a career and worthless. Well at least Paris embraces her flawed nose. Read more!

Britney Rehab, Round Two


"TMZ has learned Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. We're told the move came after family members pressed her to check in.

Spears entered the facility today."
Britney is a nice girl, I really hope this lasts for more than 24 hours! The worst thing for her children would be to end up with K-Fed. I hope that the kids can stay with her family.

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Mischa The Thief


Earlier this week, Mischa Barton dined at Mr. Chows in LA. We aren't sure what she wore entering the restaurant, but we do know she left wearing the tablecloth. Read more!

Star Tries To Get A Younger Man


The very sexy T.I attended the Kevin Liles All-Star Brunch with the likes of Solange and Beyonce Knowles, Gabrielle Union, Gayle King and Starzilla Jones. For some reason, I don't think he is interested. Read more!

Why Am I Famous?


Kim Kardasian and her sister Kourtney Kardashian who starred in "Filthy Rich Cattle Drive" attended a party for Jet Nightclub and asked a question we all ask from time to time. Why am I famous? Read more!

An Odd Bunch


Eva Longoria also sat courtside to cheer for her fiancee, Tony Parker, who was playing for the "West" team. Eva sat next to Prince, Ludacris, Dave Chapelle and Cameron Diaz to name a few. Pictured above, Prince asks Eva where he can get shoes similar to those. Read more!

Beyonce Does The All Star Game


Beyonce sat courtside at the All Star game with boyfriend Jay-z and best friend Kelly Rowland. Beyonce, why do you always look so happy?? Show some anger, get wasted and bad mouth Jennifer Hudson, something! Read more!

Beyonce Does The All Star Game


Beyonce sat courtside at the All Star game with boyfriend Jay-z and best friend Kelly Rowland. Beyonce, why do you always look so happy?? Show some anger, get wasted and bad mouth Jennifer Hudson, something! Read more!

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