Monday, April 30, 2007

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Words can't describe this picture of Kate Moss. I'm a fan, BUT.. Read more!

Holding Her Back

Jessica Simpson was seen put and about earlier this week and those large things she calls breasts seemed to be hurting her posture! Imagine sleeping with those babies, I'm sure they do a number on her spine! Nonetheless, the buxom brunette looked excellent.. except for her dress! Read more!

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Spoke Too Soon

I think I spoke too soon, no one tries harder than the Tarable, Tara Reid! I love her Heineken wristband. Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid at Coachella. Where is Courtney Love? I'll even take the pathetic Avril Lavigne! Read more!


LL is in Indio, California at Coachella rocking the short suspenders with herr ever present bodyguard. My problem with Lindsay Lohan is that she just seems to try SO hard to be accepted. So hard to fit in with the "cool" crowd. Read more!

When In Doubt

Before jetting off to Australia, Nicole Richie decided she totally needed to work out. She is getting a bit on the bulky side.. not. If anything, it is her friend who needs the workout! With no food for energy, how does this girl stay awake to exercise? Somethings never make sense. Read more!

Jessica Does Coachella

Jessica Alba was at Day One of Coachella. She showed up looking a little more country than rock n' roll! I mean country in a Britney Spears sort of way. Not good! Read more!

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Kate Packs Em On

New pictures have surfaced of Kate Bosworth strolling on the Hawaiin Beach Friday and I must say, she looks bigger than I thought- and thats a good thing! Now I can see why her chest was concave, even when she does have some weight on her, she still has no breasts! Read more!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Holy Legs

Lindsay Lohan has pretty nice legs, even though they are a freakish color, not seen in nature. Lindsay went out for some McDonalds on Wednesday wearing a very similar piece to the one we saw on Nicole Richie just a few days earlier.. I've gotta say that Nicole rocked it better. Read more!

Morphing Into The Same Person

For Hollywood enemies, it is quite shocking that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan really seem to look so similar. Overly tanned and kind of oily. Even their dresses were similar! So the question is, who looked better? Read more!

Separated At Birth?

Who knew Carmen Electra and Ashlee Simpson were so similar looking.. or maybe it is the ridiculous amount of eyeliner, plastic surgery, dyed hair and fake tanner that makes them so similar. Go figure! Read more!

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Say What You Will

Say what you will about Nicole Richie, but no matter how thin she is, she has an amazing set of legs on her! The reality-star showed off her gams in a cute, fashion forwardlittle jump suit, can you say new trend? The thing that amazes me is how she shops in those heels. That is talent in and of itself. Read more!


Kate Bosworth went into hibernation for a few months and now she has emerged, with model boyfriend in New York! I wonder what she did during that hibernation, it appears she ate a burger! Here's to many more. Read more!


I am not going to rag on Lindsay Lohan's "dress" instead, I am going to rag on her blotchy orange tan! It has also been said that Lindsay hangs out with people less attractive to make herself appear more beautiful. This picture is definitely adding fuel to the fire! Lindsay was at the Newsroom Cafe, probably doing unimportant things. Read more!

Not American!

Mischa Barton has been spending time in her favorite city, London, lately and she is still wearing those dreaded high-waisted pants. They can make even the most thin girl look chubby. Ditch them! Read more!

How Many Feuds?

So many feuds in one room. Nicole Richie hosted an Armani party yesterday, also in attendence was Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kimberley Stewart and Lindsay's rumored girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Nicole managed to make the rounds, posing with both Lindsay and Paris. IMO, the only decent looking one was Nicole Richie. Paris Hilton looks all types of fug, oily skin, bloated face, just a hot mess. Lindsay looks old and washed up and Kimberley never looks cute. Kudos! Read more!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Still Wanna?

So, do you still want to be a vegan? Alicia Silverstone, a famous vegan is absolutely RADIANT, out and about in Hollywood. *cough*. Now I can totally see the allure of this diet, the clear skin, healthy hair.

Eat your meat and processed foods! Read more!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Money Doesn't Buy Class

Britney Spears is living proof that money doesn't buy class. It does however, buy skimpy outfits and a nanny to take care of Britney's babies while she dances and shops. Obviously, Britney was trying to show that all of her dancing has paid off and she almost has her famous body back. Work it out. Read more!


Lindsay Lohan is living proof that all the money in the world can't buy you a nice splotch-free tan.. or nice clothes! That's right, another night, another party! Last night, the club of choice was Winston's, what a worthless existence. Read more!

How Many STDs?

The amounts of STDs between these three must be amazing, (two in particular.) Imagine if Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hooked up, it would form a new mutated super STD that could take over the world. Yum.. Read more!

Just A Normal Girl

Amy Winehouse is just a normal woman. She receives the mail in her bra and she wears her stage maku-up and hair around the house. So normal! Read more!

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Cheesiest Couple

The world's cheesiest couple, Marc Anthony and J. Hoe are at it again, looking stupid of course. Jennifer Lopez looks as if she raided Selena's closet and Marc? There is no helping him. Those pants wouldn't look good on a stick like Mary-Kate Olsen let alone a full-figured woman. Donate it to the Salvation Army where I'm sure it will be greatly appreciated. Read more!

Classy CowGirl

Britney Spears makes on classy cowgirl! The faux fur, amazing wig, expensive hat and wonderful boots, who dresses her, I must know! Britney is obviously trying to be a trendsetter ala Nicole Richie, let us hope this never catches on! Read more!

Friday, April 20, 2007

Boring Babe

Jessica Alba has two big movies coming out this summer, so you would think she would want to make an impression! It seems that lately she is trying to be conservative and even more boring! Come on Jessica! You don't work hard for nothing, show it off. Read more!

Big Boobed NoNO

Jessica Simpson coudln't have picked an uglier outfit, really. The Double-D'ed singer went out braless the other night in Hollywood. My guess is since she is such a petite girl, her goal was to elongate her legs by wearing ridiculously high-waisted pants which seems to be the newest horrendous trend. Then again, with her sister getting all the publicity, maybe this was just a ploy to get press. It worked honey! Read more!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

The Madness Ends!!

Finally, Sanjaya has left the building! And in a couple of weeks, he will probably be forgotten. It was fun while it lasted.. not! Read more!

A Sad Day

It is a sad day when Paris Hilton contributes more to society than Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee went to Club Element with her girlfriend- I mean boyfriend Pete Wentz. Getting plastic surgery, collagen, hair extensions and clubbing every day seems like such a hard life! Read more!


Grandma, is that you? On David Letterman? Sorry, that is Jessica Biel. Now I have never found Jessica Biel to be terribly attractive, if anything, I suppose she is a butterface, but people like her, so tell me. What is so great about her? Read more!


The question here is, who has the biggest ego? Beyonce, Kimora Lee Simmons, Tyra Banks and Jay-Z all sat courtside at the Nets/ Knicks game on Monday night. It is obvious that Kimora Lee and Tyra weren't comfortable not being the most beautiful ones in the room and had to do something about it. So they struck a bunch of horrendous poses. Both of you, your modeling days are way over! Accept it! Read more!

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