Saturday, March 31, 2007

Meanwhile in Lohanworld

Lindsay Lohan looked a bit suspicious last night after a night of clubbing. The bugged eyes.. maybe an 8-ball? Regardless, if the girl needed help walking, should she really be driving a car? I'm sure it was just to get through the sea of paparazzi. Flaunt that manicure, girl! Read more!

Live It Up!

Paris Hilton looks a tad bit smashed as she leaves new Hollywood hotspot PARC. Live it up, sweetheart! It'll be hard to have this much fun in JAIL! Read more!

Bringin Sexy Back

Britney Spears is officially looking normal again! At least from the neck up! She was spotted sporting a brand new wig at a Lakers game.. keep it up! Read more!

Friday, March 30, 2007

Teddy's Action

Lindsay Lohan went to Teddy's last night and looked fabulous, albeit over-accessorized. She, like Britney Spears and Paris Hilton is wearing horrible blue contact lenses! Lindsay has the most beautiful natural eyes, why does she do it?? Read more!

Nice Bod!

Michelle Rodriguez may not have starred in a good movie lately, but she has a great body! Michelle and her "lady-friends" hit the beach yesterday and looked joyous! She totally sits like a dude, I'm just saying. Read more!


NOBU in London was the scene of a scene the other night. Soccer stud David Beckham and his newly blond wife, Victoria (formerly Posh Spice), were sitting near the table where former model Kelly Killoren Bensimon was dining. "Beckham was straining his neck to check Kelly out the entire time. Everyone at her table was commenting on it," a witness said. "Finally, Posh got up and left, and she barely ate anything." A rep for Beckham told us, "If David was checking anyone out, it was his wife."

Jeez! I can't fathom that David wouldn't want to watch a stick with coconuts and an ugly face!

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The Reaping Premieres

The new movie, The Reaping had its Hollywood premiere last night and Oscar winning ladies were out! Charlize Theron looks decent, nothing too special. As for Hilary Swank, KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED- ALWAYS. Also, sunlight is your friend. Embrace it! Read more!

Ms. America

Britney Spears dined at Bridge last night in Hollywood, possibly as a celebratory dinner, celebrating the fact that she only is giving K-Fed 1 million dollars. Granted, it is an undeserved 1 million, it is much better than the 50 million he wanted! Read more!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

So let us pretend

Star Jones and Ivana Trump make quite the vomit-inducing couple. The two, seen here, were at The Winter Music Conference 2007. So say you had to be locked in a room with one of them.. who would you choose? Read more!


Some people should not wear bikinis. I am not even talking about Kelly Clarkson who is seen in the black coverup. Kelly is vacationing in Hawaii with her SEXY friends. Hope they don't raid the minibar, that'll cost a fortune! At least Kelly knows when to flaunt it, after she has hit the gym. Her friends on the other hand... Read more!


Lindsay Lohan's constant often overshadows the fact that she has an amazing body! Nice legs and even some junk in the trunk! Lalohan got a manicure yesterday and looked happy and healthy. Its such a rarity that we see her out before 11 PM. Read more!


Mark Wahlberg was at the Madrid photocall for his new movie "Shooter." How gorgeous! This is definitely number one on the list of movies I want to go see. Read more!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007


So she may lack the talent that most actresses possess. Here Jessica Alba is on set of "The Eye" in Los Angeles earlier this weekend. The face you see here is Jessica's happy, angry, sad and stoic pose (she doesn't have much range). Read more!

Make A Bet

How do you think Courtney Love lost all of that weight? Cocaine? Heroine? Diet and exercise? Yeah right! However she did it, she still looks fug! Here she is on vacation in Hawaii.. Proof that even if you are skinny, you can still have a cellulite mess on your ass. Read more!

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Birds Of A Feather

What an amazing duo! Imagine if Lindsay Lohan and Robbie Williams hooked up! They could have a whole new generation of fucked up babies! Lindsay Lohan was on hand for the premiere of the new series "The Tudors" in which one of Lindsay's crushes, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers stars. Lindsay was very chipper signing autographs outside for fans. Read more!

No No NO

I know Hilary is trying to be the next Kylie Minogue and the perfect place for a gay icon to go is the GLAAD awards, but... this dress is beyond horrible! For a girl with large arms and absolutely NO boobs, this is just WRONG! Stick to black leggings, and over-sized shirts, bags and jewelry. Read more!

Monday, March 26, 2007

The Girl Next Door

Kendra Wilkinson is my favorite of Hef's girlfriends. She looked absolutely stunning at Caesar's Palace over the weekend where she signed autographs and celebrsted Hef's 81st birthday. Read more!

She Doesn't Just Party

Lindsay LOhan doesn't just party, she also shops! Here she is shopping at Dior yesterday. What did she do afterwards? Go clubbin, duh! Read more!

Still Rocking It

Britney Spears went to the dentist last night, still rocking her granny chic look. Its not even a Mary-Kate Olsen granny look, its so much worse! She looks like the kind of grandma who lives down south in a trailer. Those years aren't far for dear Britney. Read more!

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Just Because

She's still partying, y'all! Read more!

A Whole Lotta No

Tyra Banks was on hand for Kimora Lee Simmons' Debut of her new KLS line on Friday. The shorts are a no-no, those upper legs are far from toned, girl! A few other B-Listers were in attendance including Tia and Tamera Mowry, Corbin Bleu and of course Kimora herself. Read more!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Still Dirrty

Christina Aguilera went to her after-show party showing that she is still dirrty! Its okay sweetie, skank it up sometimes, as long as you don't flash the goods! Read more!

Some Things Never Change

While you eat, sleep and breathe, one thing remains the same. Lindsay Lohan is probably partying. Last night was no exception! Here she is leaving a Hollywood hotspot last night. Read more!


Britney Spears went out!! To dinner that is.She arrived at Shu-Sushi House looking very granny and I'm not complaining! Granny's don't do drugs and they don't party. They also take care of children. Granny goooood! Read more!

Sucking Up Pays Off

Paris Hilton decided to pay a visit to Perez Hilton's birthday party. It seems like all that sucking up and turning a blind eye to Paris' racist and disgusting behavior paid off! She was probably the only celebrity to attend! Read more!

At Least

Well at Least her face and hair look nice! Mischa Barton attended Children's Cancer Charity Annual Chocolate Ball on Friday looking stunning- from the neck up! The dress is what we would expect from the fashion disaster, Mischa. Read more!

Thursday, March 22, 2007


Ahhh.. Narcissism at its greatest. Sienna Miller, the face of PePe Jeans revels in her own beauty behind her in London on Thursday. If I had a billboard of my face, I'm sure I'd be all over it too! Read more!

How Unfortunate

Sarah Jessica Parker attended Esquire's launch of its "Tap Project" yesterday. She really is an unfortunate case. Such a hideous face that no amount of make-up can fix. At least she seems nice. Read more!

Christina Is Radiant

Christina Aguilera looked absolutely radiant hosting the 8th Annual Nylon Magazine Event on Tuesday. Gorgeous and divatastic as always, lay off the oompa loompa spray! Read more!

Lack OF Press

We all know that Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in the news much lately. It's not as if she wasn't followed EVERYWHERE she went in New York City. Lindsay is back in LA and she had to make her presence known! Of course, a press hungry starlet goes to the Ivy. Here she is looking sooo nonchalant. Read more!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

LaLohan Does GQ

After its insanely popular GQ cover about sex with Adriana Lima last year, this year, GQ put Lindsay Lohan on the cover. She looks great but she is no Adriana Lima. I wonder if Lindsay also claimed to be a virgin. Read more!

Still Not Pregnant!

Halle Berry is still not pregnant! The actress showed off her amazing body in a not-so gorgeous dress on Monday. Halle was attending the premiere of Perfect Stranger. Read more!

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